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dwdestroy, about me
Category: Funny
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dwdestroy

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation I'm a smoother. I smooth things out .
Location Boston, Massachusetts, United States
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Introduction Ya its me Dw Destroy. Here is some facts about me. I like to write.I like to read.I like to listen I like to talk alot. People are always telling me to shut up. I don't listen. Anyway since I've talked so much since I was a kid I have gotten real good at it. You should hear me talk its amazing. It really goes to show how good you can get at something if you practice. To all my love fans out there (and I know there's a lot)sorry this guy is taken.
Interests i got intrests just they intrest me and im sure your not intrested.
Favorite Movies I would say Blood City Blues if I had to choose.
Favorite Music Sounds that come the joy of your car not starting first thing in the morning. My next favorite audio collection is sounds made by people while writing out bills.
Favorite Books The pirate story I wrote. Its my favorite cause I wrote it.

 

Where would you go if you got kicked out of your country?

 

I Dedicate This To My Dog Socks Without Whom I Could Never have Come This Far
Category: Funny
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Here is the funny thing about life. You never really know where it is your going.You know where you wanna go.You might do things and make decisions that you think will get you there. But it isn't entirely up to you is it? Somewhere along the line you have to rely on somebody else to do what you want them to do to make what you want to happen, happen and this is when things get all F'd up. 

Nobody makes it easy on you do they. This rough road causes some to use the excuse "hell if people would just give me the money I wouldn't have to kill them. Killing people isn't easy its hard dam work but it is the only way your gonna get some people to stop holding out. Ya ya you can build things and gather things that people will trade their valuables or their money for but if you want their last dollar you gotta take it." 
There not serious about the killing or the taking of course but seriously What is wrong with the world? Their opinion "lets face it men, there is not enough around to go around so you better get yours before I get mine. Once I get mine all the gotten can be forgotten cause its all gone. I will be consuming what I have gotten as fast as I can. There will be nothing left therefore if you want yours better hurry. As soon as I'm done talking I'm starting. Do you follow me? Are you picking up what I'm putting down? I hope so because for those of you who missed the boat there will be no make ups for this test. The curriculum will not be reviewed if you have questions don't ask." 
A small bird once told me. Excuse me sir but if your brain was much smaller you wouldn't have all these problems. I think that was probably the theory behind the George W. Bush elections. Anyway on to my next point. What was the point of this? Dam if you don't know that sucks because I was hoping you would explain it too me. As far as I can tell their is no point therefore a point without a point does not exist. This may have never even happened and probably didn't. If I have wasted any of your time I am sorry, please see me within the next .5 seconds for a full refund. Complaints made after this time will result in lost time. If you have lost your time the only way to recover it is to read this backwards.Good luck.
The story Elijah and Ellen
Category: Stories
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     The story of Elijah and Ellan. This is the story of Elijah and Ellan. Ellan is a beutiful temptress and Elijah is a dutiful servant of Ellan's. Together the pair fell in love and soon became a duo of in excessible excession. They frolicked in the sun under the rare occurance of rain they took shelter in the arms of each other. One day while hiding from the glares of the sun under an oak tree that provided an abundance of shade they looked into each others souls and realized there where no people suited for each other then the two of them where suited for each other. They basked in the notion that they where the most two compatible souls on the planet. As they where thinking this a giant unforseen acclamaited acclamation occurred. The planet began to tremble and shake beneath them and the stars came out. The sun hid amongst the clouds and everything from start to finish began to take shape. There where huge explosions and giant surges of wind and rain. The two began to run for their shelter knowing at the exact moment the trembling and violent agressions of unacclaimated weather started that they most likely wouldn't make it to see another sunrise. The planet was exploding with molten lava and the tempertures where unbearable as for the two of them could remember they had never seen a winter climate and didn't expect they ever would. The planet had been warming out of control since thier early childhood and it was far beyond repair. This new weather occurance was the last of many and everybody knew the end was near. Now it had finally arrived. As they tore of in the direction of thier shelter they held hands refusing to let go the hand of the other no matter how trementulous the weather got. They finally arrived at thier resting point when the world violently exploded in one huge burst of brilliance and dazzle that any one alive to witness it would have been amazed but this time the planet made its final finally unseen by anyone thier was no one left alive to see the rapture of its ultimite demise. Elijah awoke in a strange place. This is not his home he realized upon opening his eyes. I am some place strange. The thoughts provoked his mind in ways that where sure to beriddle anybody whomever had a coherent notion. Where the hell am I he thought. This isn't any place I have ever been or any place beknowst to me. This is place of bemusement of course but I wish to be back with Ellan in my nest or out on the water enjoying the company of my companion. Not here in this well, whatever it was. Well I'm here he thought I might as well find out where the hell here is. He looked at his surroundings trying to determine what it is he could about them. He mused that people where afoot and none of them where dressed in any way he had ever seen. What the gods name are they wearing he wondered. They where dressed as if to hippcrosize the others and where bemusing at tthe notion or so it seemed. He noticed his own clothes where all so difrent and he was dressed similiar to the people around him. Ah, where am I? He stammered. You know where you are said one of them. Your on planet Entoine and you with the people who found you first. That is us said one of the others. The first to claim you. Claim me? said Elijah. You can't claim me I'm a person and therfor can't be claimed. Well it so has it you can be claimed stammered the man and we have done just that. Well fuck you said Elijah. Nobody is claiming me. Well fuck you said the man but you have been claimed and grabbed Elijah by the arm grasping him brutaly. Get your damn hands off me screamed Elijah and struggled to free himself. The man who had grabbed him slapped him hard. You listen motherfucker your mine I own you and you do as I say. I what? asked Elijah. You heard me said the man. Now on with your ass. and pulled Elijah in the direction he was heading. Where are you taking me? asked Elijah. Where going to your new quarters and you better get used to it. You cause me any problems and you will soon meet your demise. Fine said Elijah realizing he was outnumbered out strengthed and out gunned. Thats right said the man right this way. He half dragged half manipulated Elijah down a galley of old huts and taverns that looked as if the likes of them where never maintained and half the people the owned them never moved the crap that was laying around them. This is great thought Elijah where the fuck am I and who are these assholes that are ordering me about. I need to get the fuck out of here. This is no place for me I'm nobodies servant. He stammered to the man. Where are you taking me? You will see soon enough said the man. As they walked on Elijah noticed some bums sitting outside the refuge of an old building. What the fuck you got there one of them asked the man dragging Elijah. Gots me a new slave.He just came from that planet that exploded. Well I'll be exclaimed the bum. Ain't you lucky. I sure am said the man dragging Elijah. Wish I had found me one of them exclaimed the bum. Well this one heres mine said the man and hes a keeper. Fine said the bum and went back to talking and conversing with the other bums in the vicinity. You could at least tell me where your taking me said Elijah. I told you I'm taking you to your quarters said the man and we are gonna be there in ten minutes. Now keep walking. They walked at a brisk pace now with the man pulling in this direction or that several of the men who where with him when Elijah awoke where following only a few steps behind. They arrived at a house in a clearing that look dilapitated to say the least. Your gonna live in the basement said the man and dragged Elijah down an embankment towards an old rusty door. The man opened it and threw Elijah into the opening. Elijah stumbled but landed up right still on his feet. Goddamit he exclaimed. Shut the fuck up the man yelled and slammed the door behind him. Elijah looked at his surroundings. Well I'll be he thought this is a straight up dungeon. He looked from left to right and noticed nothing on the walls he looked up an noticed the cieling was cracked and dirty.

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