I was born in a small town. People called it Small Town. Why I was there I learned a lot. I learned that people from small towns talk a lot of shit. If there was shit being talked and there always was it was usually about one of the town drunks. They musta been the usual topic of conversation for a reason. One of those reasons was because they where drunk. Drunk people do funny shit. Some of the funny shit drunk people do is fall over and in this town if a drunk fell over it was all over town. I fell over and people thought I was drunk next thing you know I'm the town drunk. People everywhere where like he is a drunk but I didn't drink all I did was fall over and I did that shit sober.