Pot kills brain cells. My brain cells have been killed for years. Its about time we do something about this. What I'm proposing is for my brain cells to stop growing that way what happens is this. More brain cells will not die and eventually the skull, my skull will be less over populated. What you think?

I was born in a small town. People called it Small Town. Why I was there I learned a lot. I learned that people from small towns talk a lot of shit. If there was shit being talked and there always was it was usually about one of the town drunks. They musta been the usual topic of conversation for a reason. One of those reasons was because they where drunk. Drunk people do funny shit. Some of the funny shit drunk people do is fall over and in this town if a drunk fell over it was all over town. I fell over and people thought I was drunk next thing you know I'm the town drunk. People everywhere where like he is a drunk but I didn't drink all I did was fall over and I did that shit sober.

Well I ah thought about life and I had an idea I'lll quit my job and I'll start drinking beer. Don't remeber the rest but some how I ended up here. Ya I'm a hopeless fanatic and I'm fanatically drunk. Don't ask me to quit sorry I won't. If I can't do this gig drunk sorry I quit this must be a job for drunken dam man out there somewhere.