I love going to the beach and cranking classical music. Gives teenagers more culture. The shit gives me a headache. One wise ass punk said "hey man wanna turn that shit off" I told him "shut the hell up your being cultured" I bet his parents just never taught him any respect.

This is a class on Gazooky. If you already know about Gazooky then you know this class is the number one class in the country. Anybody who wants to register for this class must somehow make me laugh. You must be hysterically funny as I don't laugh easy. Anybody that makes me laugh will be registered with a free pass to the class. In the class we will be chewing gum with a lot of talking. You will learn how to keep the gum from falling out of your mouth. Anybody who is an expert at talking while chewing is invited to become an instructor and congratulations on mastering the first half of Gazooky!

I look to the future and I come to the past. The past that dictates everything that happens in the future and can never be changed. Therefor one can only change the future in the present.