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👄What turns me on
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    I get turned on by some funny stuff. I'm not really into like full blown kinkiness or at least I wouldn't consider myself to be a kinky person but I do have a few fetishes. Some of them are a little out of the ordinary. For instance I have this one fetish about being tied up  and thrown in the ocean and then rescued by a mermaid. I think this fantasy comes from when I was a kid and I used to dream of mermaids and always wanted to meet one. Well one day its gonna happen. Now don't go telling me mermaids don't exist. You don't know cause they are in fact real and as soon as I meet one I will prove it to you. As far as some of my other turn ons  I guess what really gets me excited is people who  tell other people to shut the fuck up. I love when a woman just looks at a man and tells him to shut his mouth. To me thats a big turn on because the woman seems assertive like a dominatrix or something. If she will be assertive in a conversation she will be assertive in the bedroom or so I  would like to believe.

Today was an earnestly earnst turn of events Tags: Today was an earnestly earnst turn of events

Today was an earnestly earnst turn of events. I look upward toward the realm and i noticed the blue sky. I look downward and i noticed the flat ground. I looked outward and i noticed the outer realm of the horizon. I looked inward and i noticed who i really was. I knew today that when all else fails there has to be a motivator that motivates the being of who i am. My motivator is something of a placedural plocedure of plocedurance. It makes me look at the world in a platonic fashion of fashionism. To look at the realm of the realmatic and wonder the principle of principulic princinduance of procinduance. There is no ryhme nor reason to the personafication of personafications. People are who they are in accordance with their own princeapulic principuligence. I was who i was due to my own princeapulice of princeapulification. No other reason than what it is i myself truly believe. To believe in ones own personafication you need ot look at the people around you who also are who they are due ot their own personafication but deep down inside there is another person that comes to the forfront in tumulteous times.  In times of turmoil there is a person that will guide you. This person is far being and far stronger than your own personafication and he lies far within your own inner self.

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