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Monkey Nuts

There once was a monkey. Well hell there was a lot of monkeys. All named monkey. Not sure who the hell named them but it was somebody so I called them monkey as well. Anyway these monkeys they where playing around and swinging from trees and monkey said to monkey. "Hey Monkey can you swing like these" he said pointing to the other ones nuts so that monkey shook his nuts too. While both monkeys where swinging there nuts a third monkey came and said "you two stop with the nuts." Neither stopped. So the third monkey grabbed the two nuts and squeezed. Both monkeys screamed and it was completely nuts.

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